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Joke of the Day

"I asked my North Korean friend what life was like in North Korea ""Can't complain"", he said."

"Working title for the new Tyler Perry movie? Alex Crossdresser"

"After his wedding, Chuck Norris sent ""You're Welcome"" cards to all of his guests."

"What?s green and fluffy and comes from mars? A martian-mellow"

"I'd write a book on parenting but it'd probably just end up being full of cocktail recipes."

"How do you catch a rabbit? You hide in a field and make carrot noises."

"Sometimes I like to lie on the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb."

"Having sex with you is like playing hide and seek After the first 60 seconds you yell ""ready or not, here I come!"""

"ROOMMATE: Big date later? ME: [combs hair] Yes R: Where? M: [fixes tie] The woods R: Is it with a bear again? M: [dabs honey behind ears] No"

"Joe was really good at making movie trailers. There was just one problem... [car horn] He didn't have access to the Record Scratch sound effect."