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Joke of the Day
"What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships."
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"My girlfriend is like an 07 Nappa Valley Pinot Noir Full-bodied and matured, pairs well with meat, and has a smooth, aromatic aftertaste"
"Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros."
"Jared likes his women like he likes his sandwiches 6 and 12"
"Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole? Abdominal Snowman"
"What's the difference between a stripclub and a circus? One has cunning stunts and the other has stunning cunts."
"Why did the Green Giant get a new lid? Because he always spills the beans."
"I've tried every drug but crack. Who you callin' buttcrack, asshole?!?!"
"Why do Mexicans make tamales for Christmas? To have something to unwrap."
"What do you call a white guy who's beating someone in the street? Officer."