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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Nerd and a Troll. Trolls were once Nerds too before they went over to the Dork side."

"A cheetah and a lion are racing in Africa After the cheetah easily wins, the lion complains: ""Man, you're a cheetah"" and the cheetah says: ""Naw man you're a lion""."

"I'm starting to think the other moms might not like my nicknames for their kids."

"What is brown and sticky? A stick!"

"Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions? Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers."

"""Every family on 2013 had 'quite the year'."" - study conducted using Christmas newsletters"

"What did the hot dog say on the toilet? Mustuuurd"

"You probably get this a lot but... *punches you in the face*"

"How much does a hipster weigh? One instagram."

"Picking up a tiny piece of paper off the carpet would probably only take me one second... But for some reason I'd rather vacuum over it 100 times, at different angles..."