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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting to think the other moms might not like my nicknames for their kids."

"How do we know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it had been invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush."

"What do you call a Death Sentence for a Movie Theater Shooting? Too much to ask for."

"An Irishman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into a bar... but none of them are xenophobic, so they all have a wonderful time."

"Wired: ""Machine learning will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"" Amazon: ""We see you bought a wallet. Would you like to buy ANOTHER WALLET?"""

"Where do witches and wizards shop? Voldemart."

"What did the pirate say to the wench before sex? Prepare to be boarded."

"Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green."

"Definition of laziness : It's a talent of taking rest before you get tired..........coz prevention is better than cure"

"When I become a ghost, Im going to leave messages in blood, but theyre gonna be overwhelmingly positive, like ""You're Doing A Great Job"""