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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little ""boogie"" in it."
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"What do iPhones eat for breakfast? Siri-al"
"*newspaper headline* BIDEN'S EMAIL HACKED -'it was easy' the hackers said 'his password was 'password'"
"There's safety in numbers. Tell that to 6 million Jews."
"Most animals don't like gore. But leeches are suckers for blood."
"What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round."
"Why don't pirates ever have girlfriends? Because all the women they know are hookers."
"A woman is on trial... ...for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks, ""First offender?"" The lady replies, ""No your honor. First a Gibson then a Fender."" Edit: Grammar."
"""Watch me smell my wine."" - white people"
"I like my coffee black Like Jesus"