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Joke of the Day

"*newspaper headline* BIDEN'S EMAIL HACKED -'it was easy' the hackers said 'his password was 'password'"

"Today I was on Crimea St It was flooded."

"This Summer, I've been grilling on the roof of my apartment. The steaks have never been higher."

"Did you know that 50% of the Chinese have cataracts? The rest drive rincolns."

"The main reason Santa is so jovial is cuz he knows where all the bad girls live."

"If you stare at a 6 year old when they're eating a banana split, they hold it real close and eat faster."

"There Are A Couple of Types of People in this World Those who play half life, and those who know what the number ""3"" is. I still don't understand what 3 is..."

"I made an animated graphic of the inside of an egg. ThatsTheYolk.gif"

"Why will we never know if Rick James was bald? Rogaine is a hell of a drug."

"OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY BOSS: I don't know you. Do you work here? ME: *sips wine* No. HIM: So your wife does? ME: *sips his wine* Again no."