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"I like my coffee black Like Jesus"
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"Based on Trump's History, if elected, he is likely to get divorced and remarried while in the White House It will be ""Marriage Apprentice"" White House Edition"
"What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery."
"When I die, scatter me across my ex's front lawn. Also, don't cremate me."
"""How did you get those scars?"" [Flashback to me running into a glass door] They're from Cage fighting."
"Imagine how hard it is to be homeless and gay.. You wouldn't even have a closet to come out of."
"[spelling bee] ""your word is... death"" can you use it in a sentence? ""in most states, yes"""
"""Tell them I just left and should be there any minute."" -Every delivery guy, ever"
"Reporter: so what is it like being in Maroon 5 when you're not Adam Levine, um Mr. Uh- *quickly googles for his name but google has no idea*"
"Me [sneezes]: excuse me Guy at the bus stop: [starts crying] my ex used me too, man."