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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the gynecologist who was looking for a job? He could never find an opening."

"When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood. Neat huh!"

"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Has never happened."

"[a guy tries to stab me] ""at least buy me dinner first"""

"In N Out Describes my visit to the Vatican City"

"It might be just me but CSI seems a little like Scooby Doo for old people."

"Why should you never high five someone in the gallows... Because they always leave you hang'n"

"What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have adquired over a.... *Accidentally drops cell phone on the toilet*"

"Personally, I'm fine with what Reddit's admins are doing. It's fun watching them Digg their own grave."

"I'm taking up cross-stitch so I can make handmade gifts for all the girls in my life Cause bitches get stitches. (though I won't have as many once this stupid joke gets out.)"