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Joke of the Day
"I have a friend named Free Bird He gets lost at concerts."
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"How long can one listen to a kid talk before it's officially considered a hostage situation?"
"What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean? An acappellago"
"Octopus How does an octopus make you laugh? With ten-tickles"
"A joke that never stops giving.... Your mom."
"""What's the difference between a blow job and a sandwich?"" Me: ""What's the difference between a blow job and a sandwich?"" Her: ""I don't know"" Me: ""Want to come over to my house for lunch?"""
"I bought a book about addiction I've read it 50 times and it still hasn't helped."
"What's Obama's favorite game console? ""The Xbox One"""
"How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."
"few things sound worse than getting smurfed in 3D"