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Joke of the Day

"""What's the difference between a blow job and a sandwich?"" Me: ""What's the difference between a blow job and a sandwich?"" Her: ""I don't know"" Me: ""Want to come over to my house for lunch?"""

"Q: What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula? A: A hick-UP"

"""Do you want to be the numerator or the denominator tonight...? You're so radical!"" How I hit on my imaginary mathematician girlfriend"

"I don't know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers."

"So a man goes to work... Memed XD im a grill btw so upboat plz."

"I went to ferguson and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt And this cash register, and this Xbox, and this flat screen tv."

"Was just watching Animal Planet, and get this, hippos don't really eat marbles!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to [/r/AntiJokes](https://www.reddit.com/r/AntiJokes/)."

"A man with authority walks into a bar... Orders everyone a round"

"Imagine if trees gave off Wi-Fi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breath."