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Joke of the Day

"What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common? very little"

"What's Michelle Obama's favorite place on reddit? /r/jokes cause it's all about recycling!"

"My recipe spilled over a little because I put baking soda in my chicken broth It wasn't a big soup rise"

"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He works it out with a pencil"

"Chinese guy enters a grocery shop... A chinese guy enters a grocery shop and asks: -- ""Chunshun guashi Coca Cola"" The shopkeeper responded: -- ""A bottle of what?"""

"Calculators are useless What I need is a calcunow"

"On my birthday my wife suggested I have a threesome... My wife suggested for my birthday I have a threesome. I replied ""Do I get to pick both girls?"" And then the fight started..."

"In this holiday season I really gotta give a shout out to those who've always been around for me. Mr. Chen and his family at the restaurant."

"The term ""mentally ill"" is reserved for white people. Brown people are called terrorists. Black people are called thugs."

"I went to the Doctors today for a checkup He told me that I had one of the best digestive systems he'd ever seen. So today I'm celebrating superb bowel sunday."