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Joke of the Day
"I bought a book about addiction I've read it 50 times and it still hasn't helped."
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"A man dies of an overdose of Viagra They couldn't close his coffin..."
"Me: Sweetie, I think these wireless headphones you got me are defective. Wife: Those are earmuffs."
"Why do Americans suck at DOTA2 ? because they are bad at defending towers "
"How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat."
"Two cameras walk into a bar... One says to the other, ""I don't expose you want to buy me a drink? The other says, ""That would be a negative."""
"I want to believe in hope as much as someone who thinks that somebody might buy their old used shoes on Craigslist for $20."
"Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark."
"She was upset when I gave her 4 quarters rather than dollar... It has the same value. It doesn't make any cents."
"Where do cousins come from? Ant holes"