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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen FullMetal Alchemist? The cow says ""moo"". The cat says ""meow"". The dog says ""ed...ward...ed...ward"". Explanation : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRtoFNqn84"

"I entered a joke contest and to increase my chances of winning I submit 10 jokes.... Unfortunately I didn't win, no pun in ten did..."

"When I die, I want my tombstone to read ""He died doing what he loved. Hating whatever he was doing."""

"A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole... ""Ich bin ein doctor."""

"95% of dentists recommend teeth."

"Shadow dancers begin making a mock hanging motion to Katy Perry's singing"

"Cuban Joke One Cuban young woman complains to another. ""He lied to me! He told me that he was a luggage handler! It turns out, he's nothing but a neurosurgeon!"""

"What can you make and break at the same time? A racket."

"I want to visit north Korea one day... before everything goes south."

"When I'm not standing up or laying down, I have a seizure If I sit, I fit."