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Joke of the Day

"I entered a joke contest and to increase my chances of winning I submit 10 jokes.... Unfortunately I didn't win, no pun in ten did..."

"I always suspected that Matthew McConaughey was a rebel. That suspicion was confirmed when I saw what he wore every single day after Labor Day. All white, all white, all white."

"*I gently remove an eyelash from her cheek* ""Make a wish,"" I say. *I am crushed by a T-Rex wearing a saddle seconds later*"

"In an interview Barbara Walters asks OJ Simpson if he thinks he will ever be married again... He says, ""I don't know... One of these days, I might take another stab at it."""

"my parents met on reddit im the joke"

"There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science 0: Naming things 1: Cache invalidation 2: Off by one errors"

"What does a man say after sex? Nothing, he's happy and content with life."

"Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm... but I wasn't finished.."

"Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?"

"How do you say no in German? Square root of 81"