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Joke of the Day

"Whats better than Roses on a Piano? Tulips on an Organ."

"The Harambe memes need to stop It's very de-meme-ing."

"My girlfriend lives on the east coast of Virginia. She's my Chesapeake Bae."

"my mom took me to ""bring your kids to work day"" when I was younger- the day went all right, but I just dont think the other strippers liked me."

"Q: Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven? A: God gave him his gas bill."

"What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg? Irene."

"What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese !"

"We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself."

"[taking a picture] Me: ""Make love to the camera!"" Grandma: ""Don't make this weird, dear."""

"A Priest and a Rabbi walk in a bar... and they say to each other ""what is this, a joke?"""