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Joke of the Day

"You haven't lived until you've tried to make a bed and the sheets get caught by a ceiling fan and destroy all lamps in the room"

"Does anyone know any good Groundhog Day jokes? Because I keep hearing the same ones over and over"

"We're hosting a charity event for the people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come, do let me know."

"What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for? The Back Hand"

"Beethoven:Who wants to hear some Symphonies? *crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!"

"My doctor told me I'm Bi-Polar I wasn't sure to laugh or cry."

"I don't understand people with anchor tattoos that say, ""I refuse to sink."" It's a damn anchor! It's supposed to sink! What am I missing?"

"My wife and I have had sex six times in the last three months. I wonder what's making her so horny."

"Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome the caring and the majority."

"Do you know why newspapers don't print the pictures of all criminals? They would run out of black ink"