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Joke of the Day

"You haven't lived until you've tried to make a bed and the sheets get caught by a ceiling fan and destroy all lamps in the room"

"Cannibals clowning around Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them stops, licks his lips and says ""does this taste funny to you"""

"Receptionist: ""That lady in the waiting room is picking her nose."" Plastic Surgeon: ""Good! That'll save me some time. Send her right in."""

"Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand."

"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint."

"Everyone says soda is bad for you... but OJ will kill you."

"It's quiet...too quiet... Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner? She had to buy a duet yourself kit... *-drops mic-* *-mike jumps up and promptly kicks hatter in the shin-*"

"How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!"

"Use conditioner... Shampoo burns (;"

"What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop? Feces-tious"