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Joke of the Day

"Cannibals clowning around Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them stops, licks his lips and says ""does this taste funny to you"""

"What the Mayans taught me The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the end of the world."

"ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza WIFE: so you're not going to share ME: I am not going to share"

"What is dog x dog? Puppy dog."

"How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door."

"Why does Jesus Jaywalk? Because he hates crosswalks"

"What do you call a black Canadian? Just 'Canadian'."

"A guy on the street just said ""nice feet"" to me can someone tell me seriously if that was a cat call?"

"I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning."

"What's the difference between a good year blimp and 365 days of sex one is good year and the other is a great year."