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Joke of the Day

"Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand."

"The Cherokee Indians are overrated. Sure, they had an advanced writing system, but Indians from Florida produced more Seminole works. ...I'll show myself out."

"What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin? A recycling TIN!"

"Catch a spark... Set the world on fire! - Incinerational Tweet"

"Jesus told John Come forth and receive eternal life. But poor John came in fifth and received a toaster."

"Dot [limerick] There once was a woman named Dot, who lived off of pig-shit and snot. When she ran out of these, she ate the green cheese, that grew on the sides of her twat."

"Doing squats. And by that I mean I'm in the squat position. But really the couch is holding me up. I'm sitting on the couch."

"Say what you want about Canada but they successfully got rid of Justin Bieber."

"whats the difference betweens a violin and a fiddle? A violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs."

"What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships."