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Joke of the Day
"Everyone says soda is bad for you... but OJ will kill you."
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"you think there'd be a word for 'sleeping bag' that isn't a placeholder description of what it is"
"I Like my slaves how i like my coffee............ Free"
"How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either."
"TIL: The Flintstones is actually quite controversial in Saudi Arabia, because Dubai really doesn't like it... But Abu Dhabi do!"
"Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!"
"Why did the rooster cross the road? To go to the toilets, where all the cocks hang out"
"[At job interview] Interviewer: Do you have a police record? Me: No. But I do have a few of their albums on cassette *hires me instantly"
"Did you hear why the Quartz is divorcing her husband? She says he took her for Granite"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... and he orders a beer and a mop."