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Joke of the Day

"What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick."

"What's the difference? What's the difference between a colorful explosion in the sky and a black person? Fire works."

"My dentist just looked in my mouth and said something is gonna have to come out. I suspect he's talking about my wallet."

"What do you call an old skeleton's jokes? *Dry humer!*"

"Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore? Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP"

"Q: What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan? A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan"

"I'm trying to envision something more fitting than this election actually ending in a Biden-Trump fist fight and i cannot"

"What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night? He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea."

"The Walking Dead Season Finale Check back in six months for the punchline."

"Scientists say they are working on bringing back the wholly mammoth. But at what cost? ...per pound?"