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Joke of the Day

"My dentist just looked in my mouth and said something is gonna have to come out. I suspect he's talking about my wallet."

"Why Donald Trump will not release his tax returns even though it seriously jeopardizes his presidential campaign? No **Juan** should know how much money he has, country needs to build the wall first."

"I remember the first time I used a Universal Remote Control I thought to myself: ""Well, this changes everything."""

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. *drops mic, gets beat by security*"

"It's hard to say what my wife does for a living She sells sea shells by the sea shore."

"That Mona Lisa... She's no oil painting, is she?"

"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 700 up votes I'll let you know"

"What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started? Looking for Jobs."

"A leading rabbi has ruled that marijuana is kosher Now we know what kids are gonna be doing for the Jewish High Holidays..."

"Did you know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans!"