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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan? A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan"
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"What do you call a nun in space? Virgin Galactic"
"What is my ex girlfriend's favorite hands on day in math class? Manipulatives. god i'm so lonely"
"Um, hi. How much is the rent for this amazing apartment? Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store."
"I recently found out that my aunt is both a bigot and illiterate when... she refused to shop at the local fabric store because they were having a sale, but it was only for muslins."
"You know what I hate the most about suspense?"
"I am starting a sanctuary for oversized marine mammals. It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees."
"A hippie just used ""dude"" in so many different contexts while talking to me I had to translate using my Brosetta Stone."
"I like my coffee like I like my girls Without a penis."
"*looks up from phone* ...nah *looks back down*"