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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference? What's the difference between a colorful explosion in the sky and a black person? Fire works."

"Ever wonder if you killed that one really important brain cell?"

"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One stops and asks the other, ""Does this taste funny?"""

"[dating game] GIRL: contestant #1 tell me how u would woo me ME: woo like in duck tales woo woo or a different type of woo? G: contestant #2"

"I always felt sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of."

"Just found out that 'aaaaarrrrggghhhh' isn't a real word I can't tell you how angry I am"

"For most people, when you lose your ""khakis"" you lost your pants. When you're from Boston and lose your ""khakis"" you can't start your car."

"give a man a fish and you feed him for a day Teach a man how to Google how to fish and he'll watch fish porn for the rest of his life"

"""why didnt you come to the Halloween party?"" I was a black kids father for Halloween this year."

"Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter"