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Joke of the Day

"The place I store my loud elf Shhh elf"

"Yellowstone park rangers have discovered a Grizzly that only eats cheese... ... it's a Camembert."

"What idiot decided to call them koalas instead of awww-stralians?"

"Of all the things Dave misses his Mother-in-laws virginity the most."

"Where do monkeys hang out? At the monkey bars."

"A guy is about to die Guy: How much time do I have left, doctor? Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what?! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years? Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5..."

"What reads and lives in an apple ? A bookworm !"

"It puts the lotion in the basket. Then it calls the wife to make sure it's the right brand so it doesn't get the hose again."

"LPT: If your phone gets water damage, leave it in a bowl of rice overnight. When you're sleeping, Asians will come to eat the rice and will fix your phone for fun"

"If a vampire bites his tongue, does his tongue become a vampire? Tongpire?"