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Joke of the Day
"What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all? Toot-in-common"
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"Why the Japanese kill fish? because Chinese eat fish and Koreans selfish"
"Shout out to whoever invented Braille! Maybe nobody remembers your name but you came up with a pretty dope way for blind people to read"
"Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got something and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want."
"The One Ultimate Secret to Creating Clear Headlines that will make other joke-tellers hate you. Corduroy Pillow Case."
"You can stop lifting weights now; it's actually your personality that nobody likes."
"I'm thinking of starting a youth foundation... I mean I've already got like 30 kids buried in my basement."
"A lot more happened on board the Titanic than you might think. The movie just touched on the tip of the iceberg."
"Helping a gang of squirrels buy remote control cars against my better judgment."
"Your mom is so fat... The last time she had sex, they called it the Big Bang!"