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Joke of the Day

"Helping a gang of squirrels buy remote control cars against my better judgment."

"So a baby seal runs into a club... ..."

"Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle."

"What's the worst thing about a blowjob from an anorexic girl? They never swallow."

"I figured out why there are so many masturbation-related injuries that's when all the guardian angels cover their eyes"

"why do the ladies love jesus? *spreads arms wide* because he was hung like this"

"I hate being ""backwards guy"" when moving funiture. I could get hurt."

"When you really want fried potatoes, just remember.... Keep your eyes on the fries"

"I Have an EpiPen My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"It's racist how they always put Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd in a bad neighborhood."