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Joke of the Day

"The One Ultimate Secret to Creating Clear Headlines that will make other joke-tellers hate you. Corduroy Pillow Case."

"Facebook jokes are always Click Next to read more"

"Hitler Maybe Hitler was just a fitness trainer and he was helping all the Jews burn a few calories"

"So it seems like Jared Fogle would get between five to twelve years That's his age range at least."

"It would suck to look like William H. Macy but not be William H. Macy."

"Not to brag, but I can cure my wife's insomnia just by taking my clothes off."

"So I was driving home from work and I saw what looked like a giant weasel It was humongoose."

"How does the sexiest man in the world tell a joke? Like this."

"What do you call a joke with no punchline?"

"Personal Trainer- So how have you been cutting your carbs? Me-Mostly with a bread knife or a pizza slicer"