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Joke of the Day
"You can stop lifting weights now; it's actually your personality that nobody likes."
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"I wonder who they'll get to play the roles of ""Couch"" and ""Phone"" in the movie of my life."
"First they ignore your fanny pack, then they laugh at your fanny pack, then they see you eat gummy bears from your fanny pack, then you win."
"""Boo!"" A priest startles. It was the holy ghost."
"What is the difference between a panda, four lesbians and a firetruck?"
"Sometimes passing by a nursing home is the only reminder I need to go buy my kids whatever they want."
"GALS: Ask ANY guy, if you don't know all the sex tips from the latest Cosmo, we are NOT interested."
"What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show? A magic show is full of **cunning stunts**"
"why do they even call them tampons?... tamp-ins, ladies. c'mon."
"I've started calling my penis ""Elbow"" Because it's hard, flexible, and it's rude to have it out on the table during dinner"