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Joke of the Day
"Your mom is so fat... The last time she had sex, they called it the Big Bang!"
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"Dwayne Johnson has said that he would run for President... As long as he isn't up against paper, then he should win."
"How do I explain to this bank teller than I'm just robbing her and not the bank?"
"How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !"
"What do women and dog-poop have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up."
"The other day a co- worker asked me what I had for lunch, and I replied 5 Guys. He laughed because it sounds funny. I guess I should have been more specific and said I got bukaked during lunch time."
"What do Donald trump and the Internet have in common? They're two of the worlds most powerful tools."
"A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It's like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes."
"Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd? Cus he looked one way, then another way after."
"Sometimes when I'm alone in my room I squat down, grab hold of my ankles and lean forward. Coz that's how I roll."