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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person."

"What did the priest say before eating his salad? ""Lettuce pray"""

"I shouldn't have said that. - Me. Whenever I talk."

"The Canadian Opera Company has announced that it will play a special concert series at the Vancouver Art Gallery. They say that this will be the first time the COC has played in the VAG."

"I was watching a documentary about Islam the other day... But eventually I just got bored and changed the channel. I never did get to the bomb making part! *^OC^as ^^far ^^as ^^I ^^know*"

"Political correctness... Is for faggots."

"Say ""beer can"" with an Australian accent. You just said ""bacon"" with a Jamaican accent"

"I've drawn a cartoon picture of Mohamed and signed it Kim Jong-un. Let's see where this goes."

"Terry Fox should have taken his leg off for his run across Canada in 1980 ... and made it the Marathon of Hop"

"What's the difference between a terrorist and a Jewish mother? You can make an agreement with a terrorist!"