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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person."
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"It's been a horrible morning so far. My ex got run over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver :("
"My girlfriend is like a trampoline,... ...i dont have a trampoline!"
"What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork? ""I D K"""
"What happened to Kim Jong? He was ill."
"The NFL has got some messed up rules Kill some dogs, go to jail, then come on back and play. But say the ""N"" word ...... You in big trouble sucka"
"Hey people with one syllable names...... Good job ruining the Happy Birthday song. Jerks"
"Good cop: You have the right to remain silent Girlfriend cop: What's wrong? Why are you being so quiet? Are you mad? I hate when you're lik"
"Chuck Norris' feet accounted for more damage in 2005 than both the war in Iraq and Hurricane Katrina."
"I wish I felt as much passion for something as my dogs feel towards the doorbell."