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Joke of the Day
"What happened to Kim Jong? He was ill."
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"Ghost: never eats, never sleeps, moans a lot Vampire: sucks the life out of u Werewolf: human w/ fits of howling Child: all of the above"
"""someday this will all be yours"" I say to my dogs, waving my arms wildly across a half empty plate of mexican food"
"Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared ""mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"""
"What happens when Trump makes a meme? it goes dankrupt."
"knock knock Who's there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like you to come and ride my cock Taken from Who's Nailin' Palin"
"Why do french doctors always book followup appointments? Because they have a knack for retreat-ing"
"Wanna know who I Netflix and Chilled with?"
"[Weasel & mink are cuddling, watching a nature documentary] Narrator: ...the mink, a close relative of the weasel Weasel: Oh no Susan oh god"
"What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines? Kit Cat Bar"