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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bera ! Bera who ? Bera necessity !"

"From a Southwest Airlines employee: ""There may be 50 ways to leave your lover but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..."""

"A preachers son told him he was an atheist the preacher accepted it and was very supportive."

"Catch Pokemon? No thanks. I'm STD- Free."

"If I were a famous president I would totally use money as photo I.D."

"Damn it's so cold out i saw woman in two pairs of pajamas at walmart"

"I keep getting calls telling me that I have outstanding bills... ...and while I appreciate the compliment, they're really nothing special."

"God *twisting an owl*: I can't get this damn jar open."

"I painted my computer black now it doesn't work I painted it white to make it work again now the whole system is corrupt - daddypig-ncsu"

"If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind a car, you get exhausted."