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Joke of the Day

"A preachers son told him he was an atheist the preacher accepted it and was very supportive."

"new instagram notification - Girl Who Actually Secretly Hates You Commented 'omg literally why are u so perfect'' On Your Photo!"

"I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them."

"Obesity it's a disease People in America say obesity is a disease. The only thing diseases and obese people have in common is they are both really easy to catch."

"Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!"

"What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined? Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders."

"I'll never feel more drunk than I do walking down a broken escalator sober."

"Where do angles go for fun on the weekends? To watch movies in the THETA"

"Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!"

"Two atoms are talking: ""Help, somebody has stolen one of my electrons!"" ""Are you sure?"" ""Yes, I'm positive!"""