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Joke of the Day
"How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$? He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay."
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"Did you hear about the new PBR-flavored bagel spread ""Pabst schmear"""
"Why do they call it PMS Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken"
"How can you tell someone is an engineer? They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)"
"The best part of being an adult is eating whatever you want. I just ate a small man that pissed me off at the liquor store."
"My Dad's cat had a hernia operation The cat was laying there next to next to me and I asked "" What did they sew you up with?"" My Dad laughing so hard - as he said ""That's not funny!"" [Cat Gut]"
"What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? Nice tits!"
"Kim Kardarshian says she wants more babies so.. So Kim Kardarshian says she wants more babies ? Apparently their family will be like a complete compass. East, West, NORTH, South."
"I work at a furniture store. My boss asked me to label and price all the new items. I said, ""Hey boss. How do you want me to label this stone armchair?"" He said, ""No man, clay chair."""
"Someone should invent padded underwear for men to get back at women for wearing pushup bras"