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Joke of the Day
"A Guy In A Wheel Chair said... A guy in a wheel chair said "" you know what I can't stand"""
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"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.""...... Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"[speaking at funeral] Deceased's brother: there's no words to describe the anguish we all feel right now Me: what about 'anguish'?"
"It's really hard to be stealthy while carrying half a box of Tic Tacs. The more you know."
"If you get cold, just stand in a corner for a little bit. They're usually 90 degrees."
"What kind of parasites do gangstas get? Thug Lice."
"What do you call 4 dogs and a black bird? Spice girls"
"my dream job is to be the FBI guy who nicknames criminals. someone blew up a fish market? Tunabomber. easy."
"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. ""Wing wing"". ""Halo?"""
"Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know? I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!"