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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, is your PH 14? Because you're really fucking basic."
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"""Help, I've lost the remains of an Egyptian pharaoh in a park in South London!"" ""Tooting Common?"" ""No, Neferkheperure-waenre Amenhotep IV."""
"What was the old man in despair about? Nothing."
"What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school? Preppy le Pew"
"What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!"
"My body looks as if it were chiseled from marble I'm not muscular whatsoever I'm just really white."
"Stephen Hawking believes he's solved a huge mystery about black holes ...and he'll keep believing as long as we all play along, ok? He's adorable."
"How do you offend a white person? Tell him he cant tell racist jokes."
"Blondes What is a blondes favourite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme."
"My boss always calls me Sweetypie when he wants me to get him coffee..I estimate he's swallowed a bucket of my spit in the last 4 years.."