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Joke of the Day

"What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer? Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape"

"I got kicked out of Monochromes Anonymous for using colourful language."

"how much onion does dad use in his bolognese? shallot"

"What's the name of the Hogwarts Professor that has an STI? Syphilis Snape"

"Pretty funny that turtles are always in uniform. It's like lighten up, turtles. The war is over."

"I farted on the bus today and 4 people turned around. I felt like I was on The Voice!"

"A Mexican fireman had twin boys He named them Jose and Hose B"

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... ...without a penis"

"I posted a joke about a coffin before on reddit It got buried"

"What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2"", go to a raging party? High wasted shorts!"