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Joke of the Day

"[Walks into steam room at gym] ""good morning my.."" ""Dave no!"" ""my est.."" ""Please Dave no.."" ""..My eSTEAMed colleagues"" ""Everyone hates you"""

"[OC] How does captain hook cook pita bread? With a pita pan."

"Your options when you want to backup your data... If you want to backup your data, you've got only 2 options. NAS or NSA."

"Pitch: A Movie/ TV ep that starts w a Muslim guy praying & then it turns out he's a normal guy & the story has nothing to do with terrorism."

"My neighbour was about to lose his house. So i decided to organise a neighbourhood wide charity orgy to help him. It was truly awe inspiring to see the whole neighbourhood come together like that."

"I went to a poltical one handed-people-demonstration ... and it was horrible, about 50% of them had no rights!"

"Me: What's for dinner? Her: Chinese. Me: I will make the Duck Sauce. *catches duck *fires up juicer"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! April ! April who ? April might make you feel better !"

"For those of you who are a fan of Pokemon How do you get a Charizard on a bus? You pokemon!"

"I love the F5 key... It's very refreshing."