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Joke of the Day

"[OC] How does captain hook cook pita bread? With a pita pan."

"someone just asked ""how do u delete yo life"" U CHEW ON A GRENADE WIT THE PIN OUT"

"Just spent $243.57 at the grocery store so the check out girl didn't think I was just buying KY and condoms."

"Why is the rear end of a boat so tough? It's made of stern stuff."

"I asked my doctor where i should put my pants ""Next to mine"" was not the answer i was looking for."

"Threw a surprise bukakee party for my girlfriend last night You should have seen her face."

"My high-school wrestling coach called me ""the raccoon"" cause I was small but feisty and ate garbage and gave people lyme disease"

"Are the Polish for or against abductions? Maybe I should take a poll"

"What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison? One's a pro, and one's a con."

"Mom writes to her son in Poland's army: ""Dear Son, I am writing this letter ever so slowly..... ....because I know you cannot read fast"""