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Joke of the Day

"Your options when you want to backup your data... If you want to backup your data, you've got only 2 options. NAS or NSA."

"You guys hear about the new Lebron James phone? It only vibrates, it doesn't have a ring."

"Replace his deodorant with a glue stick so he thinks of you every time he tries to raise his arm to put around the shoulders of another girl"

"A black man walks into a music store... ...and asks an employee if they have anything by 'The Doors'. To which the employee responds ""yeah, two security cameras, so get lost"""

"[Bar] ""Two long necks please"" Giraffe in the back: Wow. Did he just- Giraffe's wife: Cliff, he didn't mean anything by it please sit down"

"Did you hear Kim Jong Un banned sarcasm? Woops, thought this was r/News"

"My wife made me coffee this morning & winked at me when she handed me the cup. I've never been more scared of a drink in all of my life."

"When I asked my friend how he's doing, he said ""man, I'm just happy to be breathing"". I told him he should have bigger aspirations."

"Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white? Alive"

"Today, I looked in the mirror and didn't even recognize myself... Then, I realized it was a window."