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Joke of the Day

"My neighbour was about to lose his house. So i decided to organise a neighbourhood wide charity orgy to help him. It was truly awe inspiring to see the whole neighbourhood come together like that."

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus."

"What's Monica Lewinskys favorite time of day Eight o'cock"

"The Great Wall of China is one of the 7 wonders of the world just because it's a Chinese product that's lasted more than a month."

"I still have nightmares.... I still have nightmares about the time I gave my Eskimo friend a house warming gift..."

"Just had a cup of coffee so bad it's the plot for a new Nicolas Cage movie."

"I like my women like I like my ice cream, Rich, creamy, and in my freezer."

"What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity? Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes."

"So, when does this adulthood thing start then?"

"Tom Cruise Jokes, Anyone?"