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Joke of the Day

"For those of you who are a fan of Pokemon How do you get a Charizard on a bus? You pokemon!"

"A hermaphrodite... Is the only thing that is capable of fucking itself."

"My girlfriend has accused me of stalking her. Well, technically she's not my girlfriend yet."

"How do you kill a one-legged fox? You make him run across Canada..."

"What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other? Brothers from Another Mothership."

"In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word - ""Yes Dear."""

"Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel."

"I tried a new fragrance today. It's called Tester."

"No control I have no control. There is no escape. I don't even have a home. I think I should get a knew keyboard."

"DATING IN THE 1800s 1) Get telegram from Mae 2) Wait to respond. Don't be desperate 3) Get telegram that Mae died of dysentery while waiting"