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Joke of the Day
"Did you know you can use a condom twice? Just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it"
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"One snowman says to the other snowman, ""do you smell carrots?"""
"Voting booths are like brothels You have to decide which ass you want."
"Morpheus: ""You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and--"" Me: ""Blue pill."""
"British Intelligence is warning that terrorist groups could fit women terrorists with exploding breast implants. They knew it was only a matter of time before Al Queda started setting booby traps..."
"Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his."
"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak."
"I'm really bad at portioning uncooked pasta...so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready."
"whats the difference in fast n furious and walking dead? there's no Walker in Fast and Furious .......RIP Paul"
"Why don't snakes have balls? Because hardly any of them know how to dance."