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Joke of the Day
"White people dance like they have an invisible hula hoop around their waist."
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"How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool? Say, "" Everyone out of the pool please."""
"Which type of juice has the most mood swings? Caprice Sun. [OC]"
"Everyone always thinks I'm gay... Even my boyfriend."
"What's the difference between a priest and a zit A zit waits until you're 12 before it comes on your face"
"In Soviet Russia... ...end of joke is when line punches *you*."
"(Nsfw) what does a sex robot say when he's done with his task? Fuck off"
"How many south americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian."
"The Breakfast Club: (1985) (1hr 37 mins) Not a single breakfast is had. Barely a club. Misleading. 1/10"
"Italian restaurant. I went to my local Italian restaurant last night, but there was a large fat woman standing at the entrance. I couldn't get pasta."