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Joke of the Day
"White people dance like they have an invisible hula hoop around their waist."
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"Greg was so hungry he ate a frozen steak. He hadn't really thawed it out."
"The 4th little pig built his house into a windmill. The wolf huffed and puffed and generated enough power to last the whole winter."
"They don't even serve apples at Applebee's. Or bees."
"President Obama had lunch today with Hillary Clinton. Hillary told the president, ""After phoning my top advisers, I think I'll run for office."" And the president said, ""I know. I listened in."""
"Would bet there's a math equation that can tell how many kids a person has by measuring the amount of Cheerios on the floor of their car ..."
"*Cop yells at dog* LADY WHAT ARE U DOING *dog continues to give birth* THATS IT UR GETTING A TICKET FOR *looks directly at camera* LITTERING"
"What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common? Neither of them are gonna choke."
"I just saved 57 dollars on my groceries without a single coupon. Self checkouts are awesome."
"[jail] ME: I want my phone call COP: Ok. Make it count ME: [dials payphone] [cop's mobile rings] COP: Hello? ME: Please let me go"