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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a mexican tank? You shoot the guy pushing it."
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"Sundays always bring out my inner senior citizen...."
"What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?? You gonna eat that?"
"i forgot the word ""whirlpool"" so i had to search the internet for ""drain tornadoes"""
"I never get the silent treatment when I really want it."
"I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym."
"Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff? Amazon."
"Me: *delivers fantastic presentation* Fish Boss: great work! Me: thanks for letting MINNOW what you think! Fish Boss: you're fired."
"What's a crossfit bro's favorite Italian dish? Testosteroni."
"As I was paying for a 15 year old escort I thought... ...I'm getting a really good deal on this car."