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Joke of the Day

"Listen. You can keep retaking all the pictures you want, but that's what your face looks like."

"I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes with a big smile. The look on her face soon changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."

"What did the collage artist say to her assistant? Looks like I got my work cut out for me."

"What's the difference between peanut-butter and jam ? You can't peanut-butter it into her ass !"

"Did you hear about that new space mosque? It's Allah this world!"

"Want a slutty costume? Dress up like my professors, they barely cover anything important."

"Kid: ""Mom, am I ugly?"" Mom: ""I told you not to call me mom in public."""

"Why is Santa's sack so full? He only comes once a year"

"I picked up this chick in Rome. We had sex, said goodbye the next morning and gave her a hi five She gave me hi V"

"I used to work at a knife factory but then it got dull."