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Joke of the Day
"Listen. You can keep retaking all the pictures you want, but that's what your face looks like."
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"How can you tell if someone voted Green Party? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."
"What type of dog did the tweaker have? A pure bred meth lab."
"What did Adolf Hitler get his niece for her birthday? An easy bake oven. i don't give two shits if you heard this before or if this is a repost, this is mainly for shits and giggles =)"
"English joke - What's another name for Santa's elves? Subordinate Clauses"
"What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"I had sex with a prostitute in a clown costume before Stephen King wrote that horror novel. In a pro pre-It."
"You don't understand how hard it is to play Dungeons & Dragons when your dragon is gay, fabulous and always protesting violence. It's hard."
"What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of? Plutocracy"
"My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says ""Your password is incorrect"", I type in: ""incorrect"" and the silly thing still tells me the same thing."