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Joke of the Day
"What did the collage artist say to her assistant? Looks like I got my work cut out for me."
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"grandma! Mommy! Mommy!. I don't want to visit Gramma! She's cold,distant and she smells funny. ""Shut up and keep digging"""
"30 seconds staring confused at the calculator app before realizing why my phone wasn't calling the number I dialed."
"Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia? He was snowed-in."
"What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson? Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it."
"Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day? Because she doesn't get to marry the best man."
"When Jimmy Fallon started hosting The Tonight Show, Conan called him up to offer some advice... The first thing he said was: ""Kill your enemies and see them driven before you..."""
"call a man vandor of water die because of thirsty"
"What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing? Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name?"
"How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb? 1/3"