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Joke of the Day

"I used to work at a knife factory but then it got dull."

"Just wondering what is a funny punchline to: (saw this incomplete joke in southpark) A baptist priest with a huge boner walks into a bar..."

"What do you call a country full of animals that eat a lot and sleep for many months at a time? High-Bear-Nation! ^^*Shit* ^^*where's* ^^*the* ^^*door*"

"I would like to apologize to all my American Friends for the Power Blackout in India. Electricity is now restored and your Customer Service & Tech Support is now up & running."

"Studies show that 92% of people masturbate. Do you know what the other 8% does instead? Yeah... me neither."

"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Grandpa"" ""Wait, STOP THE FUNERAL!"""

"Worst Geometry Joke I Know When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides? When it is intercepted by a plane."

"Asian Penises are like.... needles, they're small but when they poke it hurts."

"How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb? He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him."

"Why aren't there many black baseball players Because they steal to many bases (I'm not racist it's just a joke don't be butthurt)"