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Joke of the Day
"I told my friend she drew her eye brows on too high... She looked surprised."
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"Corny Jokes Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house!!!! Knock Knock!!!! (You know what comes next,comment for the rest)"
"Two tampons are walking down the street towards you, which one says hello? Neither, they're both stuck up cunts!"
"Here, take my hand. Now slap yourself with it."
"So hard to hurt a vampire's feelings because you can't say ""how do you sleep at night?"" or ""how do you look at yourself in the mirror?"""
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? One is a good year, the other is a great year."
"What's a musician's favourite kitchen utensil? A Chopin' knife!"
"Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went O.K."
"What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in front and the asshole in the back."
"Your Majesty, the peasants are revolting! I know, I wish they would wash..!"