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Joke of the Day
"Kid: ""Mom, am I ugly?"" Mom: ""I told you not to call me mom in public."""
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"Keep saying yellow and soon enough It'll sound like you're saying gullible."
"Why do the Lannisters have such large beds? They put two twins together to make a king."
"A Mexican Magician Performs a Trick He tells the audience he can disappear into thin air on the count of three. He says ""uno""... ""dos""... *poof* He disappeared without a ""tres""."
"What did one gay box say to the other? ""Nice package..."""
"A girl goes to the doctor, he takes out his stethoscope and says ""okay, big breaths."" To which the girl says ""yeah, and I'm only thixteen."""
"Whenever I go to delete an app on my iPhone, I like to pretend the shaking icons are all screaming loudly in panic over who's getting axed."
"Internet, just because I bought shoes from you once doesn't mean I'm going to do it again. You're coming across as desperate."
"What do you call a ghost on the Internet? e-erie."
"Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'? Because Abu Dhabi doooo."